Humorous horoscopes by zodiac signs. A joking horoscope: how signs of the zodiac are offended

  • Date of: 01.10.2019

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Aries is an emotional bastard.

If you are passionate about something, do not bother to explain to others your actions, just do what you see fit. To apologize - pride does not allow. I am convinced that the truth is in him.
Excuses:   "Something rolled," "Damn beguiled"  etc.

Taurus is a greedy bastard.

Obsessed with the idea of \u200b\u200bacquiring. A targeted avenger always calculates the trajectory of the strike, so for sure.
Excuses: “You are worthy of such a fate”.

Gemini is a careless bastard.

She loves games, jokes, funny companies. The eternal dichotomy of evil and good. For fun, he depreciates the rules and traditions, depriving them of drama, sincerely not understanding what they are doing and quickly forget about it.
Excuses: “Are you offended? WHY?"

Cancer is a miserable bastard.

Because of his vulnerability, vulnerability, susceptibility, he is always an “angel-like creature” innocently injured, while his opponent is a monster in a “devilish guise” even if Cancer himself is a champion in filth and dirty tricks. She will also take care that the whole world finds out how you unfairly did to him.
Excuses: “It's your fault that I am so!”

A lion is a bombast.

Well, everything is clear, the crown crushes, the world distorts the greatness. Everything is divided into “He” and “the rest” He is great, others are dust underfoot.
Excuses: "I so wanted."

Virgo is a vindictive bastard.

In the eternal pursuit of perfection, impeccability and correctness, he paints his portrait of “God in the flesh on the earth,” such a walking messiah and do not let you carelessly speak out about her unsatisfactory, unprofitable. Can long and hard wait for a suitable chance to recall.
Excuses: Triumphantly "Do you remember …"

Libra is a mercantile scum.

Windy and changeable. Big virtuosos get out of delicate situations. A real politician pursuing his own interests, if necessary, will promise, lie, slander.
Excuses: no. Nakoyotil and hid.

Scorpio is a primary bastard.

He loves to create a curtain of mystery around himself such that he entangles himself in it, plus an unquenchable thirst for ideal fogs their minds, forcing them to position themselves as instruments of justice and retribution. If from their point of view you have violated some rules, then you must be punished.
Excuses: no.

Sagittarius is a nonsense bastard.

A very complex creature, eager to prove itself in the field of social activity and, quite, succeeding in this matter. Tram squabbles, bazaar skirmishes, all kinds of quarrels and conflicts in which you can take your soul - this is his element.
Excuses: increased tone, meaningless text, foul language.

Capricorn is a stupid bastard.

As an ostrich hides its head in the sand, believing that there is no danger, so a capricorn, leaning its horns “anywhere”, does not want to see, feel and make decisions. Moreover, he sacredly believes that if it rests, the problem itself will be resolved, and even according to his scenario, and when he sees the ashes around him he will be stupidly surprised: "How did it happen?"
Excuses: "It happened".

Turned on and a provocateur. This is exactly the scary person who takes half the office on Fridays to a bar, and then frightened wives and husbands of his colleagues catch the latter in parks, other people's apartments or next bars. And Aries what? But nothing - it was up to him to quit and quit, and if they got so started - that's their problem)

“Where did you lead us, Susanin the hero? “Leave me alone, guys, I’m here for the first time ....” is the situation typical for Aries, especially when traveling, on vacation and on vacation. Moreover, Aries often provides others with a way out of the situation, saying that he is sick / tired / suddenly dumb, etc.

Aries, by the way, is one of those who consider the argument "I was drunk" quite weighty and understandable for most "normal people", and interestingly, they often apologize for this, although they think for a long time - what inspired them?

Everything is simple - childish immediacy. For this you will forgive Aries everything - and the fact that he brought you to the wrong place or at the wrong time, disappeared, got drunk, brought strangers or even forgot you at the station at the beginning of the journey)

But then, getting out of all these stories, you will recall the rams of Aries with pleasure, especially when it’s thirty years old and you’ll be sitting in front of a warm stove in complete safety. After all, you will always have something to remember if you at least once rested in the company of Aries. And it doesn’t matter if he was there or not)

calf

Well, for starters, you just can't rest. Before that, you must definitely poke yourself up to a sweat, present your labor achievements in expanded form to yourself, colleagues, relatives, Lord God and to everyone who gets caught), so that the whole world knows - Taurus deserves his rest and has the right to it!

But here the question arises of preparation for the rest. And even if it’s just a day off, you need to think through the menu, select the music / movie / book, change the curtains at the same time (and at the same time wash the windows, change the linen, clean everything), raise the mood for everyone (yourself too), then aaaa ... If you have the strength and time)

By its ceremoniality, Taurus can bring to white heat all those who, together with him, set out to rest. “It’s better not to put shoes there, there is a special spoon for this dish, be sure to hand the fruit dish to a neighbor, oh, you have crumpled the tablecloth, I’ll fix it now,” etc. In general, if you live with Taurus, it is sometimes easier to relax in the bathroom to relax. Then you can behave indecently for your pleasure)

Holidays and celebrations Taurus begin to plan ahead of time. After all, everything must be taken into account: to think over the menu .... (in general, you already understand, I think). But if it comes to vacation at all, then I assure you, it will be the best and most quality vacation in the entire Zodiac! But sometimes it happens like in that joke about two Estonians: “- A good New Year holiday, huh?” - “Yes, but sexual intercourse is better” - “Yes, but New Year's more often”)

Twins

In general, if you want to go somewhere or go already, then it is better not to enter into an argument with them, but to delicately drag your hand in the direction you need. All the same, it will not be ideal, but to admit that their life is not ideal - Libra will not want to, and therefore they will try to pass off the real as ideal and honestly rejoice at it)

Scorpio

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Aries

We begin to get acquainted with how the signs of the zodiac are offended with a cute lamb. Anyone who managed to hurt him may not particularly worry. This villain still does not have time to dodge. Aries are compassionate people who are not able to remember grievances for a long time. They will forgive: once on the head with something heavy, the second on the kidneys with the foot. Then, however, they will also regret if they catch up with the offender. But in general, these cute creatures are able to not respond to irritants, if the headphones are in your ears, their horoscope claims. As the signs of the zodiac are offended, Aries, in principle, doesn’t care. The sheep concentrate on their world, where justice reigns (as they understand it). Offended Aries is better not to touch a couple of days (or years). Then he will forget about the evil deed and will behave as before. Aries has a strange feature of trying on the suffering of the offender. In a couple of days, they’ll really try to understand him, even flowers can be brought to the hospital, where he restores the spoiled health of the former “villain”.

calf

If this horned resident of heaven protects your loved ones or acquaintances, then information about how the zodiac signs are offended is vital. Read and understand, it will not be superfluous. Taurus is strongly discouraged. He has just great, incredible patience. He will cherish resentment, worry, cherish, without showing his emotional state. When the time comes, he will put the “villain” on an uncomfortable stool and will selflessly read the notation. Taurus is extremely responsible in all matters. It will take a long time to sit on the ringed “calvary”, but it will not work to escape. Taurus will remember all the dirty tricks and sins that you have committed since the time of King Pea. In his speech, he will necessarily include the most important information about how different signs of the zodiac are offended, focusing on his own. It is better not to remain silent, but to ask for forgiveness. Maybe you're lucky, and Taurus will not put hooves into action.

Twins

It’s unpleasant to quarrel with the representative of this sign. And for both sides. The twins will be surprised at such impudence and will instantly react to the insult. The hurricane will not last long, almost everyone will survive. Do not be afraid of assaulting a villain. He is dipped in the mud in words. The scandal will also end abruptly. More Gemini will never remember about you!

Cancer

People who are under the auspices of this sign are so sentimental and romantic that those around them, against their will, fall under their charm and relax. And they should remember claws. Cancers are often offended and tasteful. These people have hypertrophic sensitivity. Any little thing can hurt them and plunge into the abyss of angry experiences. Notice such a change in mood, immediately sincerely repent! In the first moments, the villain still has a chance to leave without much loss. True, Crayfish will try to thoroughly check the offender for the truth of repentance, waiting for a trick. It must be persuaded by all means, otherwise terrible revenge awaits you. Her crayfish are prepared with pleasure, trying to touch especially thin strings of the villain’s soul to hit harder. Creative natures will no longer care how the zodiac signs are offended; they will put the comic horoscope aside. To balance the Cancers, it is necessary to return justice to the world, giving the offender equal suffering, which they will certainly do.

a lion

With representatives of this star tribe, you can forget about caution. Being interested in how the zodiac signs are offended, people read about Leo with surprise and enthusiasm. And the thing is that kings are worthless to react to any nonsense. A lion may well miss an insulting remark, turn his back on the moment when they are trying to hurt him. Why would he, the royal lady, deal with petty claims of mortals? Well, if you are persistent, you will roar so that your legs will shake. On this incident will be exhausted. Lions do not clog their heads with nonsense, they already have many royal affairs, and there are even more plans. Especially annoying offenders can show fangs. But this rarely happens. Their authority is so indisputable that few dare to annoy them.

Virgo

Exploring the touchiness of the zodiac signs, astrologers discovered a real psychological phenomenon. He is associated with Virgo. These people, in principle, are not touchy. To hurt them, you need to try very hard. If you still decide to offend the Virgin, take care first of the will. And it's not that the vis-a-vis harbors evil. Not at all. The virgins forget their grievances quickly, almost instantly. But they will act in accordance with their life principles. They will put the villain in all the black lists that they have been leading since infancy. And those who are signified there are supposed to repay by deeds. Revenge will overtake the offender inevitably, and even from the side where they did not expect. Life will seem completely destroyed, heart broken, ideals debunked and the like. To connect the catastrophe with the offended Virgo, this unfortunate person will also fail.

Libra

Here's who you should focus on when you study how different signs of the zodiac are offended. Libra loves to pout, deliberately showing the villain the full extent of his heinous fall. These people do not know how to take revenge. But they will rush about with their resentment with desperate perseverance and taste. If you don’t immediately apologize, get ready to be censured by “the general public.” Libra will surely notify all the acquaintances and not so much about how they have acted meanly with them. Black gossip is their strong point. The story will drag on for many years. Libra fundamentally opposes evil, wherever it is discovered. It is important for them to eradicate it on the planet, they will not regret it. Try to clarify the relationship immediately, otherwise you will be included in the list of fiends of hell with all possible consequences.

Scorpio

Scorpio is a master of revenge. Evil towards themselves and resentment, these people carefully collect and store, like collectors. For each misconduct, retribution will follow. This is not just a principle for them, but a passion. The offender will regret that he once contacted Scorpio. By the way, this is the only sign that does not disdain physical harm. He will not wave his fists, but a massacre can suit. Scorpions follow the trail of the offender more stubbornly by the greyhound chasing the beast. Their poison will certainly overtake prey. The only person who is at risk is Scorpio's beloved. This person will be forgiven.

Sagittarius

There is no sign of peace. However, these cuties can be hurt. The result will be worse than when they offended Scorpio. Sagittarius will not be planning revenge or pouting in the corners. These are open and honest people, they will pour your emotions on your head. The scandal will be as grand as the experiences of the affected Sagittarius. More than once during this phantasmagoria the offender will come up with the idea of \u200b\u200busing a rope with soap. Believe me, it is easier to part with life than to withstand the angry outpourings of Sagittarius. Try to distract him by offering a joint trip at your expense. Upon hearing of the upcoming trip to distant lands, Sagittarius will forget the odds. The second time, try not to run into his anger if you value relationships. Sagittarius will go into the distance, not wanting to mess with the re-education of the "incorrigible" villain.

Capricorn

That's who is not inclined to react to someone else's stupidity. Capricorn can be offended only by malicious criticism of his favorite project. In this case, you run the risk of getting into his pre-ground horns. It’s better to immediately approach the issue constructively, come up and explain. Five minutes of shame, as they say, and all problems are resolved. Otherwise, find out what Capricorn's revenge is. This man is patient and calm. He will not make tantrums, he will not cause confusion. He will even communicate as before. He will wait. And when you need his support in an important issue, he will forget about the existence of such a person. In addition, Capricorns spend a lot of effort to win the friendship of the powerful. These influential people will also forget about you under the influence of the offended Capricorn. The world will flow forward to success, and you will remain suffering on the shore.

Aquarius

Do you think that you offended the person to whom this sign protects? In vain. Aquarius negatively emotionally reacts only to the rejection of his brilliant ideas. Criticism hurts and alarms him at the same time. He will not understand, not such a character. First of all, Aquarius will doubt the offender's mental abilities. Having made conclusions, he decides that it is not worth spending time on a fool. He will go to places where there are intellectuals who are able to appreciate his genius. Do not expect cunning or evil gossip from behind him. This person has already forgotten about your existence. His intellect is busy saving the world and generating global ideas. He had no time to think about fools who dared to criticize his work. If you want to restore relations, you have to take the initiative. Talk with Aquarius about the essence of the world, the perversity of mankind, prove that you have the right to his attention.

Fish

When you find out how the zodiac signs react to an insult, do not miss the most important information. Fish do not like to be offended, but they know how. The representative of the sign is not malicious, but he will not immediately forgive. The fish puffs out lips, carefully selecting facial expressions to demonstrate the offender's emotional state. She will catch the eye, carefully watching the reaction. You do not apologize? Well, okay. The fish will be forgiven, because from the anger wrinkles appear, but they do not need this. But from that moment another game will begin. The fish will try to prove to the whole world that they are angelic beings, and you are a demon in the flesh. Believe me, they have no equal in this matter. Do not have time to look around, as the public will be on the side of the offended Rybka, and you are already anathematized. Why did you persist, one asks? They would say right away that they were wrong, everything would end before they could start. And now you have a choice: either to run to the ends of the world, or to prove that they did not jump out of hell.

This is how zodiac signs react to offenders. Astrologers have tried to identify the characteristic features. Naturally, each person has his own individual characteristics that affect behavior in stressful situations. Observations show that the deviation from the given descriptions is at the level of statistical error. How do you react to grievances? Did the description match your behavior? Write in the comments to correct the conclusions of stellar researchers.

  1. Aries (March 21 - April 20): the level of madness is 30%!
    If you go to the mountains with someone, then only with Aries. They are inveterate extremes, moreover, they will always give a helping hand to their comrade. Aries clearly follow their path and achieve their goals. Many plans ripen in their head, which at times seem completely insane. Their courage and perseverance can only be envied!
  2. Taurus (April 21 - May 21): the level of madness is 40%!
      Stubbornness is the main feature of this sign. Taurus will bring anyone to white heat: it is so important for them to prove their case. This makes them a little strange in the eyes of other people. Taurus is comprehensively developed, they have a good heart and iron willpower.

  3. Gemini (May 22 - June 21): the level of madness - 100%!
      The craziest zodiac sign. The twins are fickle and frivolous, you never know what they have prepared for you today. But you will never get bored with them! They have a bunch of incredible stories and stories from life in store. Only the Twins are able in their adventures to reach a completely reckless denouement.

  4. Cancer (June 22 - July 22): madness level - 90%!
      Crayfish are famous for their sharp mood swings. They prefer not to get out of the house, but if they break down into a nightclub - beware. That they are intoxicated scribbling crazy messages to the former. You never know what Cancer has in mind, and it is crazy!

  5. Leo (July 23 - August 21): the level of insanity is 80%!
      Representatives of this sign are accustomed to be in the spotlight, they love noisy parties and large companies. Lions get drunk quickly, and this unleashes their tongue so much that others in their company often have to blush. These people have no brakes, they do not know how to stop in time.

  6. Virgo (August 22 - September 23): the level of madness is 70%!
      Virgo tirelessly works on herself, strives for excellence in everything. Control and power are its main passions. These people are capable of doing noble deeds, but they are waiting for recognition for this. Their desire to seem ideal in the eyes of people completely obsesses them.

  7. Libra (September 24 - October 23): the level of madness is 30%!
      Libra is obsessed with finding balance in everything. Sometimes they are ready to go to extremes, especially if it concerns representatives of the opposite sex. Libra will do anything to get the object of its sighing, even to go down to gossip.

  8. Scorpio (October 24 - November 22): the level of madness is 40%!
    The claim that the Scorpions sting unbearably painfully is true. Of course, they have no equal in resourcefulness and insight, but this still does not brighten up their shortcomings. Scorpio is the most sensual sign of the zodiac, he is a master of beautiful courtship and romantic gestures. His sexual energy is pouring over the edge, so few people manage to cope with this raging stream of passion.

  9. Sagittarius (November 23 - December 22): the level of madness is 50%!
      Sagittarius proudly carry the banner of justice and truth throughout their lives. And it’s better not to impede them! Nothing can disturb them so much as the restriction of personal freedom. In addition, Sagittarius easily catch up with ideas that sometimes blind their minds.

  10. Capricorn (December 23 - January 20): the level of madness is 60%!
      Capricorns are still workaholics! They shoulder the most difficult tasks and with enthusiasm are taken for their decision. Capricorns do not mind shining with their mind and professionalism. If they are at the head of a business, do not wait for concessions.

    Capricorns bend their line, even if they are wrong. This feature extends to personal life: the partner will always be in tight rein. Their madness in wanting to keep everything under control.

  11. Aquarius (January 21 - February 19): the level of madness is 20%!
      Aquarius is like a crazy professor who is used to living in his illusions. It is very easy to circle around your finger, and people are used to using it. That is why this zodiac sign often becomes a victim of scammers, and just those who are looking for easy prey.

  12. Pisces (February 20 - March 20): madness level - 10%!
      Pisces is the least crazy among the rest of the zodiac signs. They are calm and peaceful, you can always rely on them. Pisces are ready to sacrifice their interests only in order to brighten up someone's loneliness. These character traits make them the most judicious, wise and empathic.

Comic horoscopes cheer you up, but they also contain some truth. Find out what life principles are characteristic of your Zodiac Sign. Among the fun offers you can find useful information and change for the better.

Horoscopes, no matter how comic, are based on the observations of astrologers. It is known that planets and constellations affect the nature and characteristics of human behavior, which means that jokes have not gone so far from the truth. The site team site made up for you a funny horoscope in which the characteristics of each Zodiac Sign fit into short and concise expressions. We hope that they will help you not only cheer up, but also get rid of your weaknesses.

Aries

Aries can characterize themselves. Capacious phrases fully reflect their contradictory and purposeful essence.

  1. It is useless to argue with me. You won’t overwhelm me.
  2. I will do it first, and then I will think.
  3. I do not brake where everyone slows down.
  4. I will stay young forever, because it is boring to become an adult.
  5. You can do the same as me. Anyway, you won’t get better.
  6. Please speak faster. I don’t have the patience to listen to you.
  7. My stubbornness is not a vice, it was just born in front of me.
  8. Controlling any situation is much easier than emotions.
  9. I won’t be the first to beat, but you’d better not touch me.
  10. It’s good to be honest - unnecessary people themselves no longer communicate with me.

calf

If Taurus could give themselves a characterization in a playful way, then they could use the following phrases.

  1. Money is never a pity for buying things, but always for entertainment.
  2. I don’t need an alien, and don’t dare touch mine.
  3. Better to be friends than to quarrel kindly.
  4. It is better to stay in the usual comfort of four walls than to admire the colors of nature.
  5. Food is a wonderful invention of mankind.
  6. Better to go second to save strength.
  7. Tasting delicious dishes and wines is my addiction.
  8. Be affectionate and then you can achieve more than the rest.
  9. No need to pull the one who is well settled.
  10. Disposable things were invented for disposable people.

Twins

Restless Gemini will use ten capacious phrases that reveal their character and manner of behavior.

  1. Today I’m not what I was yesterday.
  2. It’s useful to control the situation - you get more information.
  3. One mind is good, but two is better. Especially if both belong to you.
  4. Today I am here, tomorrow I am there.
  5. Ideas should not gather dust on shelves with old books.
  6. If you do not have time, then you are late. Need to speed up.
  7. One needs to move quickly through life so as not to get bogged down in “textures”.
  8. I rarely answer for my words, but with humor.
  9. There is not enough time for quality, so I take it in quantity.
  10. Means of communication should be more.

Cancer

Crayfish can recognize themselves and their behavior by the following interesting phrases that playfully reflect their style of behavior.

  1. It’s hard to live only where it’s impossible to hide in a secluded place.
  2. Beyond the stone walls of my fortress, I am invulnerable to a cruel world.
  3. Stocks need to be replenished so that they never run out.
  4. Being a nanny is great. And it doesn’t matter how old your ward is.
  5. If you know how to wait for happiness to finally find you on its own.
  6. You need to meet friends at home, and not walk around the cafe.
  7. The abundance of food in the refrigerator is true happiness.
  8. Money needs to be spent only on quality things.
  9. My past is always with me. And it does not bother me at all.
  10. Ten years is not a deadline for good clothes.

a lion

Proud Lions do not always agree with the characteristics that surrounding people give them. However, there is some truth to every joke that is worth listening to.

  1. It is much nicer to help people than to be in the role of asking for help.
  2. Follow me, I know the right way.
  3. Good manners are the key to personal success.
  4. The sun shines exclusively for Lviv.
  5. Making good money is nice, but much nicer to spend it.
  6. The dictator sometimes needs to be hidden behind a mask of prudence and goodwill.
  7. I don’t understand how you can not admire me.
  8. I need more gold, more pathos and more enthusiastic looks.
  9. Even if the thing is not needed, it should be with me. Especially if it is expensive and looks gorgeous.
  10. The sign on my office door should be perfect.

Virgo

Virgos sometimes need to look at themselves from the side to change their attitude towards life. Ten humorous phrases will help you with this.

  1. If you work hard, then it will definitely come out of it.
  2. All things must be in place.
  3. Modesty adorns any Virgo.
  4. Logic should be in everything, even in love.
  5. Everything should look perfect. No crooked hanging pictures.
  6. You need to live not only for yourself, but also in order to help others.
  7. The large scale is scary - it’s difficult to put things in order.
  8. Beauty will save the world, especially if you create it yourself
  9. Throwing away old things is not necessary. They can come in handy at the most unexpected moment.
  10. Less difficulty, more routine.

Libra

For Libra, the following statements may be familiar. Perhaps they will help you to less doubt and change your behavior in a better way.

  1. Any business needs to be done with the corresponding mood.
  2. You can win by agreeing.
  3. Making a choice is one of the most difficult and tiring exercises.
  4. Courtesy can turn the mountains.
  5. Beauty should be in everything: in the image, in the house, and in the workplace.
  6. Information is needed like air.
  7. Laziness is the engine of progress.
  8. One of the most stupid things to do is argue. It takes too much energy.
  9. Doubts sometimes help to avoid trouble.
  10. Not all dots need to be dotted.

Scorpio

If Scorpios could tell about themselves in capacious short phrases, then the following expressions would suit them.

  1. In order to smile, you need a good reason.
  2. It’s a pity that sometimes there’s nobody to sting.
  3. This world lacks knights.
  4. I look like a cactus: flowers are revealed only to the elite.
  5. Revenge must be served cold, but only to those who truly deserve it.
  6. Even if there is a hurricane inside you, stay outwardly calm.
  7. The world needs stations to fuel people with emotions.
  8. You need to go for a break, even through the windbreak.
  9. People are like books: you just have to open it.
  10. One must constantly take risks, otherwise there will be nothing to remember in old age.

Sagittarius

Sagittarius could make a presentation of themselves and their character in the following playful terms.

  1. Remorse is experienced by those who have it. Mine does not bite.
  2. It makes no sense to panic ahead of time, I’ll figure it out when “presses.
  3. The spirit of competition allows you to be better in everything.
  4. Want to cheer yourself up? Ask me how.
  5. I forgive everyone I owe.
  6. Dispute is another opportunity to sparkle with intelligence.
  7. I am not obligatory, but immensely charming.
  8. I hang noodles on my ears for free and professionally.
  9. I know how to become a philosopher in five minutes.
  10. Commitment saves more than one life.

Capricorn

For Capricorn, which people may not understand, the site’s site experts have picked up the following funny sayings. We hope that they will help to cheer up and smile more often.

  1. Even one in the field can be a warrior.
  2. The laws of meanness work for me.
  3. I look like brandy: with age, I only get better.
  4. It's nice to talk about beautiful places and countries sitting at home.
  5. Finance Advisor. Long, expensive, with a guarantee.
  6. You can afford to spit from the top down if you climb on it all your life.
  7. Life is a train that stops at its stations exactly on schedule.
  8. If necessary, I can become the head of the universe
  9. There is no place for sprints in my life. I am a true marathon runner.
  10. Stubbornness can “goup” anyone.

Aquarius

Ten sentences characterizing Gemini may seem naive, but for many representatives of this Sign they can be useful.

  1. There is no greater boredom than being like others.
  2. I come up with ideals myself.
  3. Living with prejudice is the lot of fools.
  4. In the future, everything will be fine.
  5. To be an angel? Why not?
  6. Sometimes good intentions are enough. Performing it is not necessary.
  7. Family is great, but friends are more important.
  8. There are no lonely thoughts in my head. They are friends and create chaos.
  9. I can be in several places at once, because there should be a lot of a good person.
  10. There should be stops in life, not quiet harbors.

Fish

Fish with their world of illusions and unwillingness to explain their behavior can use the following capacious phrases.

  1. My profession is to empathize professionally.
  2. There is no need to put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
  3. I can promise. I love, I know how, I practice. But I will not hurry to do it.
  4. I understand everyone, but not myself.
  5. Do not push me, otherwise I will disappear.
  6. Yes, I’m only busy with what few can understand.
  7. Need more handkerchiefs and people vests.
  8. Chew food, work work.
  9. Maintain order in the house - who needs it?
  10. The world of illusions and fantasies is beautiful. There is no need to leave him for a long time.

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