In today's world, people devote little time to preparing for celebrations. As a result, the holiday is no different from the rest. To come up with an interesting scenario, you do not need a lot of time, but just pick up cool scenes at the table for a woman's birthday.

Organization of funny scenes

In order for a holiday to leave only positive memories in the soul, it is necessary to approach its organization with special care.

Despite a wide variety of scenarios - you need to choose only harmless. The event should be positive.

The choice of scenes depends on the age of the birthday girl and her sense of humor. After all, what a young man appreciates may not impress a woman in 50 years.

It does not matter to whom the holiday is dedicated - to a colleague, girlfriend or mother, in any case, it should be exclusively positive.

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Good wish magic chicken

  One guest puts on a chicken suit. There should be two kinder surprises in his pockets. The organizer reads a congratulation to the birthday man, after which he says that he has two magic testicles that predict the future.

After that, he gives the birthday boy the first kinder surprise, which symbolizes what awaits the birthday girl in the near future. The second kinder is a longer-term prediction.

Preparing for such a congratulation, you need to pay attention to the plot of the holiday and proceeding from it, choose a kinder surprise for the birthday girl.

Now there is a large selection of kinder (with cars, houses or various people). After presenting the kinder, guests are asked the birthday girl to look at what is inside.

  In order to organize this scene, you will need costumes of a mouse, a hare, a bear, a fox, a frog, a cuckoo and a frog. If there is no way to find animal costumes, then you can do with cool masks or make-up.

In addition to costumes, you will need a large chair or table on which the bear will sleep after the holidays with a bottle of alcohol.

Scenario scenario:

1. The bear woke up and had a wild hangover. Stretching, he takes a sip of a couple of sips of the drink, and went to bed. The cuckoo is cuckoo.
2. Knock on the door. A wolf drinker comes to visit. The bear continues to sleep, and the wolf tries to wake him and asks for a drink. But the bear continues to sleep. The cuckoo does not refuse to drink, and the wolf pours himself and the cuckoo. A cuckoo is flapping a couple of times.
3. They knock again. This time, a frog came to visit the bear, which has always been the lair of the lair owner. The frog is very angry - the wolf and the bear drink, and around is a mess.

   The frog begins to clean. The wolf watches all this and offers the frog a little drink, but she is against it. But the cuckoo is not against it. Having drunk a hundred grams, the cuckoo again flies, the wolf cheered and sang, and the frog cleans.

4. They knock on the door. A bunny came to visit. As soon as he saw that the frog was cleaning, he immediately began to disturb her and jump over the broom. The wolf sings songs and again offers to pull a hundred grams. The bunny is against, and the cuckoo is again ready to support the company. Drank - the cuckoo crowed.
5. A fox comes to visit. She had long laid eyes on the wolf and tried to seduce him, but to the wolf anyway - he wants to drink. The wolf drinks again, the fox refuses, and the cuckoo pulls the next stack and quacks.
6. The fox is diligently trying to draw the attention of the wolf to himself, the frog continues to clean. The bear is sleeping. There was a soft knock on the door, but no one paid attention. The little mouse quickly picks up the remnants of alcohol and runs away. No one understood where the bottle of alcohol went.
7. The bear wakes up and thinks what would make him sober. The wolf understands what situation he was in and takes a fox with him and runs away. The hare falls from fear, and the frog continues to swear. The bear offers a hundred grams to the cuckoo, she does not mind, only there is nothing to drink. The cuckoo is flipping and turning off.
8. The bear is still not very sober walking a staggering gait across his home to the guests. He's looking for alcohol. Let's not let the bear die of a hangover!
     After that, the leader asks to raise glasses and drink for the birthday girl.

Funny scenes on a birthday on video

Look at the video funny scenes at the table for a woman's birthday for 60 years:

Funny sketches for the birthday

  This scene is ideal if the culprit is a woman. The stage will cheer everyone present and will serve as a great congratulation.

You need a guest who will play the role of a doctor. Other medical personnel, such as a nurse, must also be connected. The patient should be a birthday girl.

After a short examination of the patient, the medical staff should leave. After a while, a doctor appears, in the hands of which is a sheet with a diagnosis, which he is to read out.

1. Name and surname.
2. Age: in the prime of life.
3. Pulse: not measurable.
4. Blood type: many red bodies.
5. Heart rate: happy.
6. Vision: sees positive in everything.
7. Disease: Can suddenly hibernate after a delicious dinner.
8. Recommendations: have more rest and never lose heart.
9. Conclusion: the patient began to live not so long ago and he needs to learn how to enjoy every day.

Scene congratulation for a man

  Men have many individual characteristics that must be emphasized on a birthday.

Unusual congratulations, skits, fairy tales - impromptu, which are arranged on the anniversary of a woman have their own characteristics.

In the stories played out, it is advisable to place an emotional emphasis on the hero of the occasion. Of course, anyone will bring jubilee pleasure, but if they also give her the opportunity to feel in the spotlight, especially the male one, it will be more effective.

This collection contains exactly such fairy tales and impromptu theater for the anniversary of a womanthanks to which the birthday girl will feel like a queen of the ball, and guests will be happy to pamper her attention and have fun themselves.

1. Fairy tale impromptu on the anniversary of women "Best gift".

The impromptu fairy tale is based on the plot of a well-known story about Winnie the Pooh and his friends. Four "actors" are invited to participate, each gets a role and words that need to be spoken whenever their character’s name sounds in the text - preferably with boastful intonation, as if giving oneself a profit. Much depends on the expressiveness of the presentation of the text itself and the artistry of the participants, especially on how inanimate objects: Pot and Ball will play their roles. In the finale of the fairy tale, a general dance (music with a DJ needs to be agreed in advance).

Actors and remarks:

Ball:   "Best gift"

Winnie the Pooh:   “I compose quite well”

Piglet:   “Until Friday is free”

Pot of honey:   "Sweet handsome"

Foreword   (read by the presenter)

They say that friends need to give something that is expensive and you like it yourself. That is why Winnie the Pooh and Piglet did not doubt for a minute what to give the birthday girl when they were invited to the anniversary (name).

Winnie the Pooh decided to give a Pot of Honey, the most beautiful Pot in the world, inside which there was so much sweet-sweet honey. And Piglet is your favorite Balloon - tender, light and beautiful. So, the actors on the way out!

Tale text:

Winnie the Pooh carefully took the precious Pot in his hands and carried it as a present to the hero of the day.

And Piglet looked at his Ball, touched it, it seemed to him that he was not big enough and resilient for a gift, and decided to inflate it a little more. At this time, Winnie also remembered that he had to give only the best and, .... solely to make sure that he did just that: he was giving the best honey in the best Pot, Winnie stopped, put down the Pot, looked around, stroked his smooth sides from all sides and did not find a single flaw. Then Winnie, .... just to make sure, he first sniffed the honey inside the Pot, the smell was simply divine, then he licked a little, and began to listen to his feelings. Let Winnie enjoy and go back to Piglet.

And what about Piglet? Piglet once again appreciated his gift, examined, touched - now the Ball was beautiful and resilient, what is needed! Piglet tied the Ball with a ribbon and began to run with him around the hall, joyful and cheerful.

At this time, Winnie .... finally made sure that the honey is really good. And he had already taken the Pot in his hands, but ..... he doubted somehow, and suddenly it just seemed ?! Winnie quickly looked around the Pot, stroked and licked the contents again, then again, but how could it be otherwise, what if it was delicious only from above ?!

Piglet, .... having rushed enough and having admired his Ball, decided that it was time to say goodbye to him and bear the anniversary. With sadness he embraced his Sharik, so tightly that he could not stand it and began to deflate right in his hands, and now the deflated Sharik literally hung on Piglet. In desperation, Piglet began to look around and here .... I saw my friend Winnie the Pooh, who also had a very puzzled look: he looked bewilderedly at his Pot, realizing that he was carried away and ate all the honey and he had nothing to give.

Then Piglet came up with his deflated Ball to Winnie the Pooh with an empty Pot and offered to give the birthday girl simply joythat you can’t buy for any money. They went up to the DJ ordered fiery music, then formed, together with the ball revived by the sounds of music and the cheerful Pot, a “lambad train” and everyone - they began to collect all the guests in order to dance for the sake of a jubilee a common cheerful dance.

Sounds "Lambada" or another dance tune - everyone is dancing.

2. Tale - impromptu "Festive Cake" from

The tale is played out on the principle of the game "Six Chairs". 6 participants are called, each draws out a card with the character’s name and a replica, and everyone sits on chairs. Then the host reads the text of the tale, everyone, as soon as he hears a mention of his character, jumps up and, screaming his words loudly, runs around the chairs. When the word “holiday” appears in the text, then all the players join the participant with such a card - everyone runs and shouts: “Hurray!”

Actors and Cues

Girl: “Oh, how fun!”

Guests: "Congratulations!"

Gifts: "Everyone loves me!"

Cake: “You'll lick your fingers”

Candles: "We burn, we burn!"

Holiday: “Hooray!”

Text

“Once upon a time there was a very beautiful and very kind Girl, more than anything, the Girl loved Guests, Holidays, Gifts and Cake with Candles. And therefore, her every birthday turned into a real holiday, the guests came to the girl, brought gifts and began to have fun. And in the midst of the Holiday, the Cake was always solemnly taken out, on which each year there was one more Candle. The girl made a wish and, with all her might, blew on the lighted Candles, The girl blew on the Candles so hard that everything around: Girl, Guests, Gifts - turned white with icing sugar from the Cake. Blowing out the Candles on the Cake, the Girl and all the Guests began to laugh, looking at each other, in general, it turned out a cheerful Holiday.

I must say that the desire of the Girl always came true, because she made one thing so that the Holiday in her life would never end, so that Guests would come every year on her birthday, bring Gifts, and she would blow out the Candles on the Cake again and all the Guests would laugh again. So that everyone would be happy as soon as happens at a real holiday !!! "

3. Impromptu theater for the anniversary “Stop the moment”.

For this unusual congratulation-impromptu from men, we invite you to go 5-7 men who truly love, appreciate and admire the hero of the occasion and the hero of the anniversary. We explain the conditions of the game: the leader reads the text, the men beat everything they hear, the hero of the day sits beautifully on the chair.

The presenter, in addition to the text, in the course of the plot gives his (it is assumed that witty) comments, as if guiding the process (an approximate version of the comments is attached).

Required requisite:   a chair and a roll of wallpaper or other paper (at least 50 cm wide) painted “under the stream”.

Characters:   Sun, Sand, Travelers (3-5 people), Anniversary (roles to distribute between the participants).

Text

Let's imagine a little and imagine that our Travelers accidentally ended up completely alone in a hot desert, without food, without water and without an accompanying person, imagined? Then, we continue our story.

So, the desert, the lost Travelers hopelessly look around, but wherever they look: to the south, north, west or east - everywhere only one Sand and the burning Sun are seen (Show us how you look back, Sand and the Sun are everywhere you look, be everywhere ..).

Travelers understand that it is necessary to look for the road and move forward, the sun mercilessly burns (Sun, shoot! Even merciless, please!),

Sand burns the feet of travelers (Sand, burn the feet of the travelers).

But men, sweating away, go (Whisk sweat, not all swept away. I see drops on my nose ..).

They walked and walked, the sun burned their heads, and they did their best to hide and defend themselves from it. (Burn the sun, burn the heads, and you protect the travelers, your heads will come in handy).

The sand burned their feet and they skipped (The sand is your way out, take care of the feet of the Travelers, and you bounce, hot after all).

From thirst and fatigue, men fell, but again rose and moved on (….) . And so, when, the Travelers began to lose all hope of salvation, tired of brushing off the Sun and jumping from the touch of hot Sand (…).

They saw something beautiful in the distance (the leader points to the hero of the anniversary, the assistant at this time should spread a painted stream at the hero’s feet) ...it was a life-giving creek.

Travelers with all their might rushed to the stream, knelt down and began to eagerly drink water from it (Drink, bend lower below, because you want to dip the whole body in a stream ..).

Freeze! (Freeze everything)   Or, as the poet would say: “Stop the moment, you are beautiful”

Our charming birthday girl, look at how many men are kneeling before you and are teaching you as a life-giving spring. We are sure that such moments in your life will be repeated more than once, because it is the life-giving power and support of a woman that inspires men to exploits and great deeds. And behind every great man is a great woman, such as ours ... (name)

To the participants - our applause and the honorable right to kiss the charming hand .... (name of the hero of the day)   and let's raise a glass for the greatness of the hero of the day.

This, her plot is also based on the fact that the hero of the day is sitting in the center, and fans are “bustling around” her. The task of six participants - men to stage the story they heard and "atone" for the anniversary in their attention.

Characters:

Krasna Yagodka - birthday girl,

Two mosquitoes,

Gooseberry.

Text

So, I lived in a clearing of strawberries,

And by the way, maybe on strawberry,

In general, in a beautiful meadow,

Straight on the tubercle, not in the dimple,

The Red Berry has grown for many years,

A beauty .. what the world did not see!

We don’t know what year was born,

But there was our Berry in the juice itself !!!

And traditionally on your birthday,

She received congratulations from all:

All her fans are always going

Berries try to take possession of the heart.

Her neighbor Oak - playfully tickles the branches,

Bumblebee - pollinates, marries, what does he want?

A breeze - flies over her and gently caresses,

And Komariki from envy - they all bite them.

The Red Berry, does not set anyone apart,

Only royally accepts courtship!

But suddenly, Gooseberry appeared in the clearing,

Well-known in the area treacherous lover.

With his thorns he pushed all:

Before the Berry in all its glory appeared:

So resilient, inside amber shines,

And green eyes coquettishly plays.

Yagoda's cheeks were red with embarrassment ..

But here the former fans became bolder:

Oak - waved branches at an opponent

Bumblebee - flew in circles and buzzed,

The wind is swelling its cheeks with all its might

And Komariki bite him from two sides!

Gooseberries fought weakly from everyone,

And under passionate surrender.

He was just going to give victory was ready,

And not these real cool kids!

Berry playfully watched the battle

And I felt like the queen of the ball!

And her retinue of a handsome stranger expelled,

And the ritual in the meadow began again:

Oak - tickles its branches playfully

Bumblebee - pollinates, wants something for sure !?

The breeze blows over and gently caresses

And Komariki - from the envy of all bite.

The berry hung up and waved a hand:

This is a welcome sign for a kiss!

Fans are allowed to kiss her

And hold the handle of Berry!   (men kiss the hero’s hand)

And now is the time to crown her! (make the crown)

And everyone can congratulate !!!

The fairy tale ends with the coronation of a birthday girl, which can be continued with a thematic anniversary ceremony, for example, “Queen's Suite”, which can be watched.

5. Impromptu Theater "English Scene"

Everyone is taking part. The leader distributes the roles (animate and inanimate) and reads the text, the actors portray.

Characters:

The lame, fat king Sigismund III,

British Queen,

Duke Goldsmith (Queen's lover),

A stick (that creaks forever)

Poodle Williams,

Curtain,

Viewers are divided into:
  - a stall where the audience sits importantly, examining the actors in the lornets;
  - an amphitheater, where the audience sheds tears, wiping their eyes with handkerchiefs;
  - mezzanine, where the audience is fanning themselves with fans;
  - the upper tiers of the balcony, where the audience giggles, where the young secretly pinch the young ladies, etc.

Text:

Leading:   So the presentation begins. Actors on stage!

Picture 1.

The curtain opens. On stage is the Queen of England. She rushes about the palace in search of a ring. The ring, given to her by her lover, the Duke of Goldsmith, disappeared. A fat and ugly King Sigismund III enters, leaning on a Stick. The stick creaks under the weight of his body. The king is trying to hug the Queen. The Queen runs away in horror. The king’s favorite dog, Poodle Williams, runs in. He barks out loud three times. The king threatens him with a Stick, Williams grabs the Stick and runs away. The king shouting: “I'm sorry, Williams” and “Give me the stick” runs away after him. The curtain is closing.

Scene 2.

The curtain has gone. The queen is tearing her hair out. The Duke enters. He falls to his knees and begins to collect the queen's hair. The queen is sobbing. The fat King runs into the noise, leaning on a Stick. Looks at a loss. The stick creaks. Behind the scenes, Williams barks. The curtain has gone.

Scene 3.

The curtain has gone. Poodle Williams finds the ring and carries it to the king. The king reads the inscription: "Love me as I love you. Duke." And begins to sob, the stick creaks. Williams barks. The moon rises. King and Williams howl at the moon. The curtain has gone.

Scene 4.

The curtain has gone. The bald Queen runs to the howl of the King and Williams, she pulled out all her hair. A poodle licks her bald head. The Duke runs in. He sees the bald Queen, falls and dies. The king gives the ring to the Queen. The stick creaks, Williams barks. The Queen takes the ring, puts it on the Duke’s finger, mourns him, but returns to the King. The King forgives the Queen. Williams approaches the body of the Duke and begins to bite him at the heels. The Duke's body ascends. Queen's hair grows back. The King discards the Stick, ceases to limp. The poodle jumps for joy and jumps into the hands of the Queen. Happy end. The curtain has fallen!

6. Fairy tale impromptu for the young jubilee "Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs"

To participate in this fun, the host invites the hero of the day and seven male guests. Costumes of gnomes and Snow White are desirable (or a cap for gnomes and a large bow on a rim for the birthday girl). Participants beat the text of the tale and dance (prepare the music in advance)

Text
For seven forests for seven mountains, there were 7 dwarfs
(they go out dancing to Letka Enka)
  Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday (gnomes bow)
  Dwarves were real heroes, handsome and hard workers.
  Of course, everyone had their own weaknesses .....
  Monday - loved to sleep;
  Tuesday - he liked to eat even more;
  Wednesday - constantly bullying .... he lifted his shirt, pants, front and back;
  Thursday - constantly picking at his nose and striving for someone else to dig deeper;
  Friday - sneezed endlessly, he sneezed left and right, on everything and on everyone;
  Saturday - always sticking his nose wherever needed;
  And Sunday - soared in the clouds and caught flies;
  But most of the time they worked, mined gold and precious stones.

They did all this for the sake of one ... the only woman - the beautiful Snow White!
(goes to the music of “royal fanfare”)
  They all loved her very much, looked after her and vied with her to compliment her.
  She answered them with care and affection .... and the dwarves did not miss the opportunity to pamper Snow White.
  Monday - planted her lovingly on his lap;
  Tuesday - massaged her shoulders;
  Wednesday - gently stroked the head and admired her wonderful hair;
  Thursday - kissed her white hands;
  Friday - massaged her tired legs;
  Saturday - sang romances to her;
  And Sunday - waved flies
(Presenter speaks mysteriously)
  But they had one more favorite pastime, which they did all together ....
  and then Snow White was the happiest woman in the whole world .....
  BECAUSE....... (pause)   VERY LOVED ................(pause)   DANCE!!! (loud)   ROCK'N'ROLL!!!
Snow White and the Dwarves are dancing, inviting the public.

for a birthday, for an anniversary and just for a holiday

The best impromptu requires careful preparation - the organizers of the celebration of birthdays, anniversaries, know this better than anyone else. The main task of the festive scenario is to unobtrusively captivate guests, give them a good mood. To do this, you can use funny games that look impromptu, or a serious script with a flexible approach.

It is important to understand that a holiday is an unpredictable phenomenon in which there is always room for retreat or a change of mood. Therefore, the organizer of the holiday is like a good conductor, who is also a psychologist. In time to notice that the mood of the guests rolled in the wrong direction, to stop the acute situation, to distract attention from an accidentally arisen problem - this is what a real organizer is.

The script for a birthday or any other holiday has a modular structure that allows you to swap the program, closing accidentally occurring breaks. Even if everything is subject to linear logic at first glance in the scenario, there is always the opportunity to rebuild it on the go, literally between toasts. Guests will not notice anything, and the holiday will only gain momentum!

Scenarios for the anniversary birthday for women and men

Festive anniversary in nature

If the weather allows, you can spend a very original and certainly fun. Nature sets up a benevolent attitude to everything around, so games and rallies with dousing with water, sprinkling with flour and the like are held with a bang.

You can start the anniversary celebration with comic congratulations.

Leading
  I want to conduct a test for the mental abilities of the hero of the day. To do this, take an ordinary matchbox. We’ll stick one match in the box, and give the other to the hero of the occasion. I will ask questions. If the birthday boy finds it difficult to answer, he must light his match with a match on the box.

After a few simple questions, the facilitator asks: “When is the donkey’s birthday?” The test subject naturally lights a match. The time has come to solemnly hand him this box with a burning match and choir to sing “Happy Birthday to you”

Leading
  (in the voice of an Owl from the cartoon “The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh”). Dear …. ! Happy Birthday! In this joyful moment, let me present you this wonderful cord (brings the bucket from which the cord hangs).

The culprit solemnly pulls the cord and pulls out a bottle of champagne or vodka.

Leading
  And now I invite all those present to participate in the competition “Do you know the hero of the day?”. The guest, the first to answer the question correctly, gets candy. At the end of the quiz, the owner of a larger number of sweets will receive a prize from the birthday man - a photo with a personal autograph and the right to drink with him on the brudershaft.

An approximate list of questions.
  1. What is the day of the week when the birthday boy was born.
  2. His height, birth weight.
  3. Where this event took place.
  4. What was the time of day.
5. What was the name of the teacher in kindergarten.
  6. The most favorite toy.
  7. The best birthday friend's school friend
  8. What kind of education did he receive?
  9. Where did the first working day go?
  10. When I purchased the first car.
  11. Where did you spend your last vacation?
  12. Where I met the second half.
  13. When was the wedding day.
  14. What was the weather like that day.
  15. What is the exact age of the children?
  16. Favorite food.
  17. Favorite drink.
  18. Favorite hobby.
  19. Favorite books / movies.
  20. The size of the legs.
  21. How many hundred parts does a summer cottage occupy.
  22. Favorite liquor.
  23. The make of the car.
  24. Name of best friend (girlfriend).
  25. Favorite song.

It is advisable to ask simple questions, such that it is possible to know the answers in advance, although it all depends on the company and it is not always necessary to know the answer to the question, in this case they are purely symbolic.

On this, the official part can be completed, and go on to a vibrant entertainment.
  For the birthday party, you can arrange an impromptu concert and at the same time demonstrate your many talents.

Joke “Happy Fortune Telling”

Good people, I'll try to surprise you
  And I surprise you
  What fate I can predict for everyone.
  Which of you will guess the riddle,
  He will know his fate.
  So my 1st riddle:
  Is there a heel behind his nose? (Boot)

Continuing fortune telling, gilt the pen ...
  I wish my predictions come true!

Surprises are waiting for you in life
  Hundred-program TV
  600th Mercedes
  The house is huge, the garden is blooming,
  The husband is rich and non-drinker
  And others are full of miracles!

Waking up once, you will see in the window
  Prince Charming on a white horse.
  With a smile in the saddle, he picks up, loving,
  And in distant lands he will kill you.

Pots of cabbage soup are waiting for you,
  Vegetable Vinaigrette,
  Offal jelly
  And dried fruit compote.
  Well, it's time to reveal the secret.
  So you will go out to cook!

You will be fat and rosy
  Scout geese and chickens.
  The husband will drive up on the tractor, shout loudly:
  "Smoke break, Serve lunch, wife,
  And a bottle of wine! ”

You will be a noble knight
  Beautiful, strong and simple.
  Know how to stand up for the weak
  For justice firmly stand.
  And for the love of a beautiful lady
  fight, asking her hands.
  Know that love brings happiness
  Not tight wallets.

Your house will be a full bowl
  It is always the influx of guests,
  And your wife is more beautiful than anyone
  There will be seven children.
  And you will come once drunk:
  Step uneven, muddy look ...
  Sad wife and say:
  "The wolf and the seven Young goats"

Your life will be happy and long.
  With a color TV, with a white Volga
With a yacht flying in azure waves.
  With tan bronze on strong shoulders.

Kohl won't come out of you
  Sissies and Crybaby
  That will give you life
  Brand new bucks!

There are many miracles in life,
  The road is wide!
  But just try to sit down
  On your skate!

There are many ways and deeds in the world,
  But always be yourself!
  Then the wide road
  Will not become a narrow path!

The husband will buy earrings, fashionable boots,
  On the hands will wear
  and do not ask for half a liter!

The news came to you like this:
  There is no salt now!
  And then, look, give birth.
  After all, everyone knows
  From salty children are born!

You will soon be very rich.
  Millionaire throughout the area to be known!
  Because Uncle will be found in America
  Leave you an inheritance without looking!

You are lucky in the lottery!
  Run, hurry up soon!
  If you buy a bag of tickets,
  Then you will win lace from shoes!

You not to be bored
  You have to sing and dance.
  Do not sleep at night
  Good people entertain
  If people will be happy
  You will become a pop star!

If you want to be happy
  Then you have such advice:
  Eat 3 kilograms of salt
  And a big bag of sweets.,
  Then drink vodka ...
  You will be happy, even kill!
  I chatted here, joked ...
  Still, someone did not please
  I see someone’s sad eyes ..
  Well, there will be dancing to you ...

  Scenario 55th Anniversary (for woman)

Lead script:   Dear Colleagues! Dear birthday girl!

Today we in a friendly, fun company, in our so-called “banquet hall", decided to congratulate the hero of the day.
  May this day go down in history forever
  And the birthday girl will bring joy
  And the guests are having fun nonchalantly,
  No one, I hope, will not leave sad with the anniversary.
  So that the celebration begins, as expected,
  Fill all the glasses are invited.

Why are there many people?
  All friends gathered here,
  On a well-deserved rest,
  Came to congratulate you.

Well, here you have two fives,
  How fast the years rush
  But for a reason for this
  Do not be upset!

Of course it's not 16
  And far from 25,
  But, to be honest, -
  There is no reason to be discouraged!

After all, a string of difficult years
  I did not spoil the portrait.
  Let's look honestly, down:
  What were you before?
  Went - rang ribs,
  And now - what a body!
  The bones are overgrown with meat,
  The features are rounded:
  Lush bust, thigh, what you need -
  For men's eyes, joy.
  There is something to take, something to look at,
  There is something to cling to with bones.
  And these with sparkle eyes
  At least someone crazy!
  And therefore, without further ado, I want to raise the first glass for our hero of the occasion.

Leading:And now I want to give the floor to congratulate the director of our team.

Director: Dear _______________!

From the bottom of my heart with great respect
  Congratulations from us today.
  We are happy to congratulate and wish you
  All work too, all also dare.
  Do not grow old soul and outwardly
  Be blooming as before.
  Keep a spark of soul and still love.
  To be beautiful as always for you for many years.

(A present is presented)

The team sings congratulations on the motive of the song “I Stand on a Half-Station”, gives gifts.

Friends and relatives are sitting
  Sparkling wine flows
  And a long way was left behind.
  Greetings sound.
  Where, you treasured years?
  What is passed cannot be returned.

As a sign of our attention
  Accept the wishes
  To the delight of all, live for many years.
  Let the years be like a blizzard
  All gray hair creep
  And youth warms the light!

You inconspicuous happiness,
  The success of the unchanging
  We wish great success many times.
  I wish you excellent health, personal hopes and happiness,
  Let youth not leave you!

Adversity let them be forgotten
  And all desires will come true.
  And let grief never be.
  Love if you love.
  Live the way you want
  And be always cheerful!

Host: This holiday is a birthday.
  Just a glorious anniversary.
  So that the fun continues
  I’ll say to everyone: “Pour!” ”

I offer a drink for these wonderful wishes!

Host: You cried into the world, being born,
  And everyone laughed ...
  But really, a small pensioner was born in our country.

Leading:   A word for congratulations is presented to our pensioners.

1. Here and struck an hour for retirement!
  In life, it happens with us!

2.We came here today
  Wish you many long years
  You accept from us Lyubasha
  Pension is our hello.

3.Worked a lot,
  You did not work in vain,
  That's for this dear,
  You have been given a pension.

4.Will you sit at home,
  Will you miss, grow old
  If you sing in the choir
  You will immediately get younger.

5. There is no reason for sadness and tears -
  Autumn of life, that frost in winter;
  Say to everyone, without melting anything:
  Every age has its own charm!

6.Age our only experience brings
  He doesn’t age you at all:
  After all, 55 is not autumn for us,
  But only the velvet season.

7. You are not sad and not sad
  There is no return to those past days
  Smile always and everywhere
  And don't go to the doctors.

8. On this day is anniversary, beautiful,
  We want to sincerely wish:
  Only joy, long life,
  Do not know grief and grief.

9. And we wish you to continue
  Do not grow old, but get younger.
  Row of fives multiply
  Yes abound
  Without despondency and problems,
  You must always be everything.

Leading: And now comes the solemn moment. Of the foregoing, the retirement council allows you, Lyubov Vladimirovna, to join the party of retirees. To do this, you must swear an oath.

I swear ... joining the ranks of pensioners in the face of my relatives, friends, colleagues and husband, I solemnly swear: I warmly with the heat of my heart to be true to my word, as the pensioner party teaches. Strictly observe and fulfill the duties of the party. To replenish our family with creatures with the help of our children, to our joy, to spite enemies, contrary to neighbors. I swear! I swear! I swear!

Leading:   Well, now I want to familiarize the young pensioner with the duties and rights.
  Duties: (on the screen)

Get up, wash. Sit down, eat.
  Receive guests
  Do not forget your friends.
  Put the brazhka on distillation.
  Go in for sports this year.
  Be prepared for love and work.

Do not get sick, do not lose heart,
  To the best of eating and sleeping soundly,
  Never grow old
  All men like it.

Rights of a young pensioner: (the jubilee herself reads)

When I want, then I get up.
  How long I want - until I lie.
  And if I want to, I’ll sing it like that.
  I’ll go where I want.
  When I want, then I sleep.
  Whom I want - that I love.

Leading:   And now I want to raise a glass for the birth of a new pensioner, but very, very young, who still has a lot to do!

Presenter:   Today, each of the guests, as a sign of respect for you, would like to say special words and make a special gift.
  - We would give you a miracle,
  Wizardry is a wonderful moment
  Only a miracle was done before,
  People who gave you life, birth!

Please raise your glasses and drink for the parents of the hero of the day __________________!

Leading:
  Be healthy, beloved wife,
  Wallet to always be tight
  Optimism and creativity!
  Every day to give joy.
  Since the conversation has come about men,
  I want to remind you of a man
  who fell in love with ours (name) many years ago
  and is still a support and a shoulder
  in family life for her. AND
  so, a word to the wife of the hero of the day.

How much in the world of beauty:
  The sun, the sky is blue
  And spring flowers
  Do not compare with you.
  For many years we walked along
  There was everything: sadness and joy
  Grandchildren have grown
  Old age is already knocking on us.
  We will not let her into the house
  Let him walk longer
  When it comes again later
  Let us not find us at home.
  You are my good
  I am always easy with you
  I give you flowers
  And a surprise with great love.

I give you this song. "I love you to tears" or others.

Thank you for finding the right words at the right moment that delight, comfort.

I want a drink for what you are!

Leading: Today telegrams were sent to the hero of the day. Let me read them.
Telegrams:

Grandma hello don't be sad
  Sweets are over, mind you.
  Your grandson is _______-.

Well, now, friends, the moment has come
  Fill a glass for parents.
  For those who gave the joy of life,
  And he opened the doors to the world of beauty.
  For those who taught him kindness,
  He endowed considerable intelligence.
  For those thanks to whom now
  Vanya is sitting as a birthday man among us.

So, we fill our glasses and drink for the parents of our hero of the day, even if it will be fun and pleasant today.
  Dear guests! Today we learned a lot about the hero of the day, there were many congratulations and wishes addressed to him. But not all those present congratulated him. The word is given to the sister and brother of the hero of the day.

Dear friends, we continue our evening dedicated to the 30th anniversary

Happy Thirtieth Anniversary
  All friends are in a hurry to congratulate
  And where would fate not wear them -
  Today everyone has come here.
  We wish you health
  And a long life without worries
  Good luck, happiness and luck!
  Great victories have come!

Let's all fill our glasses, and drink for the happiness and health of our birthday!

Wow, I'm watching. Are you stirring something? Wait, I will introduce you to the Charter of our evening. Our charter states:
  1. That the hero of the day is in front of us.
  2. It is announced that 20__ Ivan's anniversary is not canceled
  3. Remember: for starters, everyone didn’t have a drink in a glass.
  4. It is announced that laughter in this house is not canceled.
  5. Gifts brought to the hero of the day are accepted around the clock another month after this evening and are non-refundable.

And now the floor is given to the beloved wife of the hero of the day.

We congratulate you on a significant event,
  Today is your legal anniversary,
  We wish you great health,
  And many sincere friends.
  We do not give a birthday
  No headsets, no rings,
  Surely take warmer
  Hello from friendly hearts.

I offer a word for congratulations to friends. Dear guests, dear birthday boy, the children's nursery squad “Little Mouse” has come to you for a holiday!

Uncle Vanya congratulates
  Our favorite kindergarten,
  Send hello to you dear,
  Junior nursery squad.
  We promise Vanya to listen,
  Always go to the potty
  When everyone ate porridge,
  We’ll take away the cups.
  Be healthy Uncle Vanya!
  Many more days
  We promise to come
  To you on the hundredth anniversary!

Dear guests! I ask you to fill your glasses with little white, and put them in red glasses.

Do you want to, believe
  Do you want - do not believe
  A beast wanders nearby.
  Doesn’t live in a dense forest,
  In Russian, the mighty.
  This beast is called "moose"
  - It has long been so customary.
May “ELK” be with you,
  To eat and sleep,
  For three to reap,
  To want and to be able
  So that happiness does not end,
  About good so that it would dream, That the matter would succeed
  So that everything always comes true!

We want to congratulate you
  With a wonderful date - thirty years.
  You have already achieved a lot
  But then came the full flowering.
  Let hope never
  Your earthly one will not leave the path.
  May he be full of luck!
  We wish you not to turn off it!

In the Canary Islands, out of 365 days a year, only 350 are sunny.
  So we wish you, Vanya, that in your life there will be a correlation of joyful and sad days.
  But the natives in the Canary Islands are far from stupid. In those 15 days when there is no sun, they gather together in their large huts and drink the fermented juice of tropical mango fruits. And again in their souls they are in a good mood, again in their souls the sun shines. And you, Vanya, in gloomy and rainy days do not forget to take the fruits of mangoes. And if there is no juice on hand, use any substitute from 12 to 40 degrees

For your anniversary!
  Thirty years is a special age.
  Life leads us slowly
  We want to wish you
  The soul did not age over the years.
  So that creativity doesn’t leave
  To make the table wide with wine
  To make music in the house
  To love my wife more tightly.
  Birthday is a crucial step
  Thirty years in life means something.
  Be happy and healthy, like Hercules.
  May luck not leave you!

Hey, Ivan, such a thing -
  Vodka boiled in glasses
  Schaub, she did not run out of steam,
  We need to sip us a little.
  For a reason for this
  Say a small toast.

Masha and Glasha meet.
  - Masha, how is your husband Misha?
  - As he drank - he drinks, as he beat - so he beats.
  - Well, thank God, if only I were not sick!
  For the health of all those present!

Dear guests! We had a lot of fun. Our evening is drawing to a close. I propose to sing a song for the hero of the day.

We gloriously walked on your holiday
  No where have we seen a beautiful holiday
  So be healthy, live rich
  And we are leaving home before the hut!
  The evening ends with songs and dances.

Well, what’s the anniversary without jokes and laughter? Of course, bad and boring! Therefore, we offer you comic scenes of congratulations on the anniversary of the woman, thanks to which there will be on your anniversary, and there will be jokes. Each scene is something different and unusual. The main thing is to approach the process creatively and “charge” guests with a positive.
It will also not be bad if you find costumes for the participants of the scene. Indeed, when the characters have their own appearance and appearance, then it looks and is taken in a completely different way.

If you have gathered to congratulate your acquaintance on the anniversary, then do not rush. No, of course you need to congratulate her, do not rush to do it corny! First, look at the funny scenes of congratulations on the anniversary of the woman who are right in front of you. And when you look, you will choose any one that will be your congratulation. And believe me, no one has ever seen such a thing, and everyone will remember this moment forever.

Going on a holiday, you always think, but how can I congratulate the hero of the occasion? After all, everyone will read poetry, say congratulations, and all this is so commonplace that it will bore you in two or three people. But how do you want to stand out, so that your congratulations are remembered and said - it was just super! Costume and funny scenes for the anniversary of the woman will help you to brightly and unusually congratulate your friend on the anniversary. Our sketches are positive and always in a good mood.

So the time has come when your friend or girlfriend turned exactly 60 years old. Yes, this is an honorable and respectable age. But this is not the age. To sit on the couch and be sad. Therefore, be sure to persuade your girlfriend to celebrate such a wonderful anniversary. Moreover, we have cool sketches for the anniversary of a woman in her 60s. Show these scenes at the anniversaries, and then your friend will thank you so much for not letting such an event as the 60th anniversary be lost!

If you are organizing a celebration on the occasion of the anniversary, then you need to prepare well for it. Be sure to come up with funny pranks and games for guests. Better yet, if you have a couple of scenes that make you laugh so that guests fall off the chairs. For example, a scene: hu and whether - this is a great option for the anniversary. Hu and Li are the names of foreign guests who came from far away to congratulate the hero of the occasion on the anniversary. Only one name will cause guests delight and laughter. And what will happen next, you will find out for yourself.

Everyone knows how great it is to get together with friends and sit in the evening. And to make it even better and more interesting, there are new fairy tales-impromptu for a drunken group of friends on different holidays. For example, on an anniversary or new year, birthday, or just on friendly gatherings. See our ideas, take something for yourself and have fun.

It's nice to sit with friends, drink beer and discuss the latest news. But sooner or later simple gatherings bother and you need more. You want to have fun and laugh so that the evening is even better and brighter. What do you play? Maybe in new fairy tales-alterations for a drunken company? Playing roles in such tales is very simple. You only need to distribute the roles, and then everything goes by itself. Take a look at our ideas and try to bring them to life.

Whatever holiday you spend, you always need to arrange games and competitions, hold fun game blocks and even make fairy tales and performances! But in order to show a fairy tale or a performance, one must rehearse, but there is no time for this. How to be? An instant impromptu performance comes to the rescue for a fun company that does not require training and rehearsals. You only need to choose guests to participate in the performances. Give them a role and words and that’s all - you can show the sketch to the audience, who will definitely appreciate it.