Unusual congratulations, skits, fairy tales - impromptu, which are arranged on the anniversary of a woman have their own characteristics.

In the stories played out, it is advisable to place an emotional emphasis on the hero of the occasion. Of course, anyone will bring jubilee pleasure, but if they also give her the opportunity to feel in the spotlight, especially the male one, it will be more effective.

This collection contains exactly such fairy tales and impromptu theater for the anniversary of a womanthanks to which the birthday girl will feel like a queen of the ball, and guests will be happy to pamper her attention and have fun themselves.

1. Fairy tale impromptu on the anniversary of women "Best gift".

The impromptu fairy tale is based on the plot of a well-known story about Winnie the Pooh and his friends. Four "actors" are invited to participate, each gets a role and words that need to be spoken whenever their character’s name sounds in the text - preferably with boastful intonation, as if giving oneself a profit. Much depends on the expressiveness of the presentation of the text itself and the artistry of the participants, especially on how inanimate objects: Pot and Ball will play their roles. In the finale of the fairy tale, a general dance (music with a DJ needs to be agreed in advance).

Actors and remarks:

Ball:  "Best gift"

Winnie the Pooh:  “I compose quite well”

Piglet:  “Until Friday is free”

Pot of honey:  "Sweet handsome"

Foreword  (read by the presenter)

They say that friends need to give something that is expensive and you like it yourself. That is why Winnie the Pooh and Piglet did not doubt for a minute what to give the birthday girl when they were invited to the anniversary (name).

Winnie the Pooh decided to give a Pot of Honey, the most beautiful Pot in the world, inside which there was so much sweet-sweet honey. And Piglet is your favorite Balloon - tender, light and beautiful. So, the actors on the way out!

Tale text:

Winnie the Pooh carefully took the precious Pot in his hands and carried it as a present to the hero of the day.

And Piglet looked at his Ball, touched it, it seemed to him that he was not big enough and resilient for a gift, and decided to inflate it a little more. At this time, Winnie also remembered that he had to give only the best and, .... solely to make sure that he did just that: he was giving the best honey in the best Pot, Winnie stopped, put down the Pot, looked around, stroked his smooth sides from all sides and did not find a single flaw. Then Winnie, .... just to make sure, he first sniffed the honey inside the Pot, the smell was simply divine, then he licked a little, and began to listen to his feelings. Let Winnie enjoy and go back to Piglet.

And what about Piglet? Piglet once again appreciated his gift, examined, touched - now the Ball was beautiful and resilient, what is needed! Piglet tied the Ball with a ribbon and began to run with him around the hall, joyful and cheerful.

At this time, Winnie .... finally made sure that the honey is really good. And he had already taken the Pot in his hands, but ..... he doubted somehow, and suddenly it just seemed ?! Winnie quickly looked around the Pot, stroked and licked the contents again, then again, but how could it be otherwise, what if it was delicious only from above ?!

Piglet, .... having rushed enough and having admired his Ball, decided that it was time to say goodbye to him and bear the anniversary. With sadness he embraced his Sharik, so tightly that he could not stand it and began to deflate right in his hands, and now the deflated Sharik literally hung on Piglet. In desperation, Piglet began to look around and here .... I saw my friend Winnie the Pooh, who also had a very puzzled look: he looked bewilderedly at his Pot, realizing that he was carried away and ate all the honey and he had nothing to give.

Then Piglet came up with his deflated Ball to Winnie the Pooh with an empty Pot and offered to give the birthday girl simply joythat you can’t buy for any money. They went up to the DJ ordered fiery music, then formed, together with the ball revived by the sounds of music and the cheerful Pot, a “lambad train” and everyone - they began to collect all the guests in order to dance for the sake of a jubilee a common cheerful dance.

Sounds "Lambada" or another dance tune - everyone is dancing.

2. Tale - impromptu "Festive Cake" from

The tale is played out on the principle of the game "Six Chairs". 6 participants are called, each draws out a card with the character’s name and a replica, and everyone sits on chairs. Then the host reads the text of the tale, everyone, as soon as he hears a mention of his character, jumps up and, screaming his words loudly, runs around the chairs. When the word “holiday” appears in the text, then all the players join the participant with such a card - everyone runs and shouts: “Hurray!”

Actors and Cues

Girl: “Oh, how fun!”

Guests: "Congratulations!"

Gifts: "Everyone loves me!"

Cake: “You'll lick your fingers”

Candles: "We burn, we burn!"

Holiday: “Hooray!”

Text

“Once upon a time there was a very beautiful and very kind Girl, more than anything, the Girl loved Guests, Holidays, Gifts and Cake with Candles. And therefore, her every birthday turned into a real holiday, the guests came to the girl, brought gifts and began to have fun. And in the midst of the Holiday, the Cake was always solemnly taken out, on which each year there was one more Candle. The girl made a wish and, with all her might, blew on the lighted Candles, The girl blew on the Candles so hard that everything around: Girl, Guests, Gifts - turned white with icing sugar from the Cake. Blowing out the Candles on the Cake, the Girl and all the Guests began to laugh, looking at each other, in general, it turned out a cheerful Holiday.

I must say that the desire of the Girl always came true, because she made one thing so that the Holiday in her life would never end, so that Guests would come every year on her birthday, bring Gifts, and she would blow out the Candles on the Cake again and all the Guests would laugh again. So that everyone would be happy as soon as happens at a real holiday !!! "

3. Impromptu theater for the anniversary “Stop the moment”.

For this unusual congratulation-impromptu from men, we invite you to go 5-7 men who truly love, appreciate and admire the hero of the occasion and the hero of the anniversary. We explain the conditions of the game: the leader reads the text, the men beat everything they hear, the hero of the day sits beautifully on the chair.

The presenter, in addition to the text, in the course of the plot gives his (it is assumed that witty) comments, as if guiding the process (an approximate version of the comments is attached).

Required requisite:  a chair and a roll of wallpaper or other paper (at least 50 cm wide) painted “under the stream”.

Characters:  Sun, Sand, Travelers (3-5 people), Anniversary (roles to distribute between the participants).

Text

Let's imagine a little and imagine that our Travelers accidentally ended up completely alone in a hot desert, without food, without water and without an accompanying person, imagined? Then, we continue our story.

So, the desert, the lost Travelers hopelessly look around, but wherever they look: to the south, north, west or east - everywhere only one Sand and the burning Sun are seen (Show us how you look back, Sand and the Sun are everywhere you look, be everywhere ..).

Travelers understand that it is necessary to look for the road and move forward, the sun mercilessly burns (Sun, shoot! Even merciless, please!),

Sand burns the feet of travelers (Sand, burn the feet of the travelers).

But men, sweating away, go (Whisk sweat, not all swept away. I see drops on my nose ..).

They walked and walked, the sun burned their heads, and they did their best to hide and defend themselves from it. (Burn the sun, burn the heads, and you protect the travelers, your heads will come in handy).

The sand burned their feet and they skipped (The sand is your way out, take care of the feet of the Travelers, and you bounce, hot after all).

From thirst and fatigue, men fell, but again rose and moved on (….) . And so, when, the Travelers began to lose all hope of salvation, tired of brushing off the Sun and jumping from the touch of hot Sand (…).

They saw something beautiful in the distance (the leader points to the hero of the anniversary, the assistant at this time should spread a painted stream at the hero’s feet) ...it was a life-giving creek.

Travelers with all their might rushed to the stream, knelt down and began to eagerly drink water from it (Drink, bend lower below, because you want to dip the whole body in a stream ..).

Freeze! (Freeze everything)  Or, as the poet would say: “Stop the moment, you are beautiful”

Our charming birthday girl, look at how many men are kneeling before you and are teaching you as a life-giving spring. We are sure that such moments in your life will be repeated more than once, because it is the life-giving power and support of a woman that inspires men to exploits and great deeds. And behind every great man is a great woman, such as ours ... (name)

To the participants - our applause and the honorable right to kiss the charming hand .... (name of the hero of the day)  and let's raise a glass for the greatness of the hero of the day.

This, her plot is also based on the fact that the hero of the day is sitting in the center, and fans are “bustling around” her. The task of six participants - men to stage the story they heard and "atone" for the anniversary in their attention.

Characters:

Krasna Yagodka - birthday girl,

Two mosquitoes,

Gooseberry.

Text

So, I lived in a clearing of strawberries,

And by the way, maybe on strawberry,

In general, in a beautiful meadow,

Straight on the tubercle, not in the dimple,

The Red Berry has grown for many years,

A beauty .. what the world did not see!

We don’t know what year was born,

But there was our Berry in the juice itself !!!

And traditionally on your birthday,

She received congratulations from all:

All her fans are always going

Berries try to take possession of the heart.

Her neighbor Oak - playfully tickles the branches,

Bumblebee - pollinates, marries, what does he want?

A breeze - flies over her and gently caresses,

And Komariki from envy - they all bite them.

The Red Berry, does not set anyone apart,

Only royally accepts courtship!

But suddenly, Gooseberry appeared in the clearing,

Well-known in the area treacherous lover.

With his thorns he pushed all:

Before the Berry in all its glory appeared:

So resilient, inside amber shines,

And green eyes coquettishly plays.

Yagoda's cheeks were red with embarrassment ..

But here the former fans became bolder:

Oak - waved branches at an opponent

Bumblebee - flew in circles and buzzed,

The wind is swelling its cheeks with all its might

And Komariki bite him from two sides!

Gooseberries fought weakly from everyone,

And under passionate surrender.

He was just going to give victory was ready,

And not these real cool kids!

Berry playfully watched the battle

And I felt like the queen of the ball!

And her retinue of a handsome stranger expelled,

And the ritual in the meadow began again:

Oak - tickles its branches playfully

Bumblebee - pollinates, wants something for sure !?

The breeze blows over and gently caresses

And Komariki - from the envy of all bite.

The berry hung up and waved a hand:

This is a welcome sign for a kiss!

Fans are allowed to kiss her

And hold the handle of Berry!   (men kiss the hero’s hand)

And now is the time to crown her! (make the crown)

And everyone can congratulate !!!

The fairy tale ends with the coronation of a birthday girl, which can be continued with a thematic anniversary ceremony, for example, “Queen's Suite”, which can be watched.

5. Impromptu Theater "English Scene"

Everyone is taking part. The leader distributes the roles (animate and inanimate) and reads the text, the actors portray.

Characters:

The lame, fat king Sigismund III,

British Queen,

Duke Goldsmith (Queen's lover),

A stick (that creaks forever)

Poodle Williams,

Curtain,

Viewers are divided into:
  - a stall where the audience sits importantly, examining the actors in the lornets;
  - an amphitheater, where the audience sheds tears, wiping their eyes with handkerchiefs;
  - mezzanine, where the audience is fanning themselves with fans;
  - the upper tiers of the balcony, where the audience giggles, where the young secretly pinch the young ladies, etc.

Text:

Leading:  So the presentation begins. Actors on stage!

Picture 1.

The curtain opens. On stage is the Queen of England. She rushes about the palace in search of a ring. The ring, given to her by her lover, the Duke of Goldsmith, disappeared. A fat and ugly King Sigismund III enters, leaning on a Stick. The stick creaks under the weight of his body. The king is trying to hug the Queen. The Queen runs away in horror. The king’s favorite dog, Poodle Williams, runs in. He barks out loud three times. The king threatens him with a Stick, Williams grabs the Stick and runs away. The king shouting: “I'm sorry, Williams” and “Give me the stick” runs away after him. The curtain is closing.

Scene 2.

The curtain has gone. The queen is tearing her hair out. The Duke enters. He falls to his knees and begins to collect the queen's hair. The queen is sobbing. The fat King runs into the noise, leaning on a Stick. Looks at a loss. The stick creaks. Behind the scenes, Williams barks. The curtain has gone.

Scene 3.

The curtain has gone. Poodle Williams finds the ring and carries it to the king. The king reads the inscription: "Love me as I love you. Duke." And begins to sob, the stick creaks. Williams barks. The moon rises. King and Williams howl at the moon. The curtain has gone.

Scene 4.

The curtain has gone. The bald Queen runs to the howl of the King and Williams, she pulled out all her hair. A poodle licks her bald head. The Duke runs in. He sees the bald Queen, falls and dies. The king gives the ring to the Queen. The stick creaks, Williams barks. The Queen takes the ring, puts it on the Duke’s finger, mourns him, but returns to the King. The King forgives the Queen. Williams approaches the body of the Duke and begins to bite him at the heels. The Duke's body ascends. Queen's hair grows back. The King discards the Stick, ceases to limp. The poodle jumps for joy and jumps into the hands of the Queen. Happy end. The curtain has fallen!

6. Fairy tale impromptu for the young jubilee "Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs"

To participate in this fun, the host invites the hero of the day and seven male guests. Costumes of gnomes and Snow White are desirable (or a cap for gnomes and a large bow on a rim for the birthday girl). Participants beat the text of the tale and dance (prepare the music in advance)

Text
For seven forests for seven mountains, there were 7 dwarfs
(they go out dancing to Letka Enka)
  Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday (gnomes bow)
  Dwarves were real heroes, handsome and hard workers.
  Of course, everyone had their own weaknesses .....
  Monday - loved to sleep;
  Tuesday - he liked to eat even more;
  Wednesday - constantly bullying .... he lifted his shirt, pants, front and back;
  Thursday - constantly picking at his nose and striving for someone else to dig deeper;
  Friday - sneezed endlessly, he sneezed left and right, on everything and on everyone;
  Saturday - always sticking his nose wherever needed;
  And Sunday - soared in the clouds and caught flies;
  But most of the time they worked, mined gold and precious stones.

They did all this for the sake of one ... the only woman - the beautiful Snow White!
(goes to the music of “royal fanfare”)
  They all loved her very much, looked after her and vied with her to compliment her.
  She answered them with care and affection .... and the dwarves did not miss the opportunity to pamper Snow White.
  Monday - planted her lovingly on his lap;
  Tuesday - massaged her shoulders;
  Wednesday - gently stroked the head and admired her wonderful hair;
  Thursday - kissed her white hands;
  Friday - massaged her tired legs;
  Saturday - sang romances to her;
  And Sunday - waved flies
(Presenter speaks mysteriously)
  But they had one more favorite pastime, which they did all together ....
  and then Snow White was the happiest woman in the whole world .....
  BECAUSE....... (pause)  VERY LOVED ................(pause)  DANCE!!! (loud)  ROCK'N'ROLL!!!
Snow White and the Dwarves are dancing, inviting the public.

How are you going to wish a happy birthday? Read poems from a postcard? Is it interesting? No, this is very boring and trite. It is necessary to arrange something new and such that everyone will cause laughter and fun. More specifically, show the original birthday greetings in the form of a sketch. And then all the guests, and the birthday person, will hold on to their tummies with laughter. Take a look at the scenes and decide if they are right for you or not.

Scene 1.
For this scene it is best to find a woman who is not familiar to the birthday girl. She will play the role of a cleaning lady. Everything happens like this:
At some point, a friend gets up and asks the birthday boy to stand up. A birthday man comes up to a friend to congratulate him. A friend begins his congratulatory speech and then a cleaning lady enters the hall. She holds a bucket of water and a mop. She starts mopping and talking loudly. Her sample speech:
- how am I tired of all this! They only celebrate here, and I have to clean up after them. And I, by the way, a scientist! I have diplomas from Brezhnev himself! And they only come here to drink vodka. Oh, to pour water from a bucket!

While the cleaning lady says her curses and indignations, a friend tries to smooth things over and offers the cleaning lady to leave so as not to interfere with their celebration. He even helps her make a bucket of water. The cleaning lady leaves, and the friend returns back to the birthday boy. At this moment, with screams, the cleaner again runs into the hall with the same bucket and screams:
“But I will pour water over you!”

A friend hides behind the birthday boy, and the cleaning lady pours the contents of the bucket on the birthday boy! Everyone is scared and alarmed, but ... there is no water in the bucket. A confiti! Just when a friend took the cleaners out the door, then she changed the buckets.
Here is such an unusual congratulation.

Scene 2.
For the second scene, you need to dress two guests in Chinese. Their role is simple - go out and play the Chinese. Everything is simple, but if you manage to dress and play, then everyone will laugh until they fall.
And here is the sketch itself:

Scene 3.
The scene is called the hunter and the hare.
Enter the ski hunter in the hall. He is tired, weighs a gun on his shoulder.
Hunter:
Do you have a birthday?
I have a gift!
I chased him for a long time
Very exhausted!
I’ll get my neck wet
I will give a gift!
(they bring a glass to the hunter, he drinks)
And my gift is simple
He is eared and furry!
Hares, come on out!
Birthday party (ku) dance!

Guests come dressed in bunny costumes. They dance and sing a song with a motive - But we do not care, even though we are afraid of the wolf and the fox!

We also have sketches that will amuse the guests and make your holiday more joyful.
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In today's world, people devote little time to preparing for celebrations. As a result, the holiday is no different from the rest. To come up with an interesting scenario, you do not need a lot of time, but just pick up cool scenes at the table for a woman's birthday.

Organization of funny scenes

In order for a holiday to leave only positive memories in the soul, it is necessary to approach its organization with special care.

Despite a wide variety of scenarios - you need to choose only harmless. The event should be positive.

The choice of scenes depends on the age of the birthday girl and her sense of humor. After all, what a young man appreciates may not impress a woman in 50 years.

It does not matter to whom the holiday is dedicated - to a colleague, girlfriend or mother, in any case, it should be exclusively positive.

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Good wish magic chicken

  One guest puts on a chicken suit. There should be two kinder surprises in his pockets. The organizer reads a congratulation to the birthday man, after which he says that he has two magic testicles that predict the future.

After that, he gives the birthday boy the first kinder surprise, which symbolizes what awaits the birthday girl in the near future. The second kinder is a longer-term prediction.

Preparing for such a congratulation, you need to pay attention to the plot of the holiday and proceeding from it, choose a kinder surprise for the birthday girl.

Now there is a large selection of kinder (with cars, houses or various people). After presenting the kinder, guests are asked the birthday girl to look at what is inside.

  In order to organize this scene, you will need costumes of a mouse, a hare, a bear, a fox, a frog, a cuckoo and a frog. If there is no way to find animal costumes, then you can do with cool masks or make-up.

In addition to costumes, you will need a large chair or table on which the bear will sleep after the holidays with a bottle of alcohol.

Scenario scenario:

1. The bear woke up and had a wild hangover. Stretching, he takes a sip of a couple of sips of the drink, and went to bed. The cuckoo is cuckoo.
2. Knock on the door. A wolf drinker comes to visit. The bear continues to sleep, and the wolf tries to wake him and asks for a drink. But the bear continues to sleep. The cuckoo does not refuse to drink, and the wolf pours himself and the cuckoo. A cuckoo is flapping a couple of times.
3. They knock again. This time, a frog came to visit the bear, which has always been the lair of the lair owner. The frog is very angry - the wolf and the bear drink, and around is a mess.

   The frog begins to clean. The wolf watches all this and offers the frog a little drink, but she is against it. But the cuckoo is not against it. Having drunk a hundred grams, the cuckoo again flies, the wolf cheered and sang, and the frog cleans.

4. They knock on the door. A bunny came to visit. As soon as he saw that the frog was cleaning, he immediately began to disturb her and jump over the broom. The wolf sings songs and again offers to pull a hundred grams. The bunny is against, and the cuckoo is again ready to support the company. Drank - the cuckoo crowed.
5. A fox comes to visit. She had long laid eyes on the wolf and tried to seduce him, but to the wolf anyway - he wants to drink. The wolf drinks again, the fox refuses, and the cuckoo pulls the next stack and quacks.
6. The fox is diligently trying to draw the attention of the wolf to himself, the frog continues to clean. The bear is sleeping. There was a soft knock on the door, but no one paid attention. The little mouse quickly picks up the remnants of alcohol and runs away. No one understood where the bottle of alcohol went.
7. The bear wakes up and thinks what would make him sober. The wolf understands what situation he was in and takes a fox with him and runs away. The hare falls from fear, and the frog continues to swear. The bear offers a hundred grams to the cuckoo, she does not mind, only there is nothing to drink. The cuckoo is flipping and turning off.
8. The bear is still not very sober walking a staggering gait across his home to the guests. He's looking for alcohol. Let's not let the bear die of a hangover!
     After that, the leader asks to raise glasses and drink for the birthday girl.

Funny scenes on a birthday on video

Look at the video funny scenes at the table for a woman's birthday for 60 years:

Funny sketches for the birthday

  This scene is ideal if the culprit is a woman. The stage will cheer everyone present and will serve as a great congratulation.

You need a guest who will play the role of a doctor. Other medical personnel, such as a nurse, must also be connected. The patient should be a birthday girl.

After a short examination of the patient, the medical staff should leave. After a while, a doctor appears, in the hands of which is a sheet with a diagnosis, which he is to read out.

1. Name and surname.
2. Age: in the prime of life.
3. Pulse: not measurable.
4. Blood type: many red bodies.
5. Heart rate: happy.
6. Vision: sees positive in everything.
7. Disease: Can suddenly hibernate after a delicious dinner.
8. Recommendations: have more rest and never lose heart.
9. Conclusion: the patient began to live not so long ago and he needs to learn how to enjoy every day.

Scene congratulation for a man

  Men have many individual characteristics that must be emphasized on a birthday.

Traditional gifts and postcards are, of course, great, but what could be better and more fun than a congratulation scene arranged for the anniversary of a woman who will clearly demonstrate your love for the birthday girl, amuse the guests and diversify the standard feast?

Such scenes involve a huge variety, but the most popular are funny actions, which are very easy to fit into any.

Fishing

Interesting, but somewhat indecent will be a funny scene called "Fishing".

To organize the scene, you will need three male volunteers, three fishing rods, and three pairs of decorative family briefs. The degree of fishermen’s attire will entirely depend on the standards adopted by a particular company, however, the point of the scene is that underneath the top and decorative underpants there should always be at least one more.

So, the presenter broadcasts a text like: "The first fisherman threw a fishing rod to try his luck." And after these words, the first fisherman bursts gum in his underpants, they fall, and everyone sees the inscription "we wish that." Then the leader says: “The second fisherman also decided to try his luck,” and at that moment the second fisherman is doing the same thing, his underwear falls, and the inscription “everything” is exposed. And here the third fisherman swings well and casts a fishing rod, but he also has a gum burst, and under his underwear is the inscription "dreams came true."

After this, the jubilee receives a symbolic gift in the form of a souvenir fish or in the form of a live goldfish in a nice aquarium with a solemn wish for great success and good luck.

New Russian

Very popular and usually with a bang are accepted by guests funny scenes. For example, you can organize a congratulation on behalf of a new Russian.

A fat man in a raspberry-colored jacket and with a massive gold chain around his neck enters the room with a casual walk. At the same time, he is brandishing a packet of souvenir dollars. He pronounces a tirade like this:

   - What are you, Masha, is today a birthday girl in kind or something? Well ... I wish you that everything was full of nonsense in your life, that your meadow was always richly covered, and that the dough was trough. And for your promotion here is a small capital.

Bucks solemnly passed birthday. Tolstosum drinks a glass and continues:

   - If there are problems or incomprehensions which, please contact me, we will understand. I wish you a happy, rich and peaceful life in kind.

On this, the new Russian either leaves or joins the general fun.

Kangaroo

Scenes for a woman’s anniversary can be improvised. The “Kangaroo” usually becomes a fun and overwhelming general improvisation. The host leads the volunteer into the next room and carefully makes sure that others do not peep and do not eavesdrop.

The host calls the volunteer some animal that he must portray. After 5-10 minutes, the volunteer, having prepared, leaves the room and begins to depict. Before this, the facilitator informs those present that the volunteer will portray a real kangaroo, and they must plausibly pretend that they absolutely do not understand anything.

The result is a kangaroo who suddenly has a rabies fit.

Policeman

In order for the guests not to immediately realize that there is a joke, it is better to involve a man with whom the hero of the day is not familiar with the costume performance. It is better to arrange with other people in advance.

So, in the midst of the celebration, an unexpected doorbell rings. A policeman enters in real uniform and appears to be the new district Kozlov (or another). He makes the following speech:

   - So, everyone to stay in place. Celebrate, mean? Drinking, sir? And you, citizen, who will you be? Ershov (the surname of the hero of the day is substituted)? You got an anonymous complaint here. Usually we do not consider anonymous letters, but this case is extremely interesting. We learned that you have a moonshine at home. How not? And how many bottles on the table? From the store? Where did the money come from?

Of the guests, 2 witnesses are appointed in advance. By order they get up.

   - And if you, citizen, have expired yeast or sugar is infected with bird flu? Here it is necessary to take action. In such cases, expertise is indispensable. I can’t check something, I’m at the execution, but please give the guests a drink.

When the guests are about to drink, the policeman exclaims:

   - Well, what am I going to write in the protocol if you did not even introduce yourself? Wait. Will have to personally conduct an examination with a natural risk to life.

The cop is poured.

- Vodka is good, but it’s a bit picky, it won’t fit much. Mistress, the examination clearly showed that you have the highest level of staff. It’s somehow ashamed to seize the requisite on a holiday. Ah, the protocol doesn’t go to dry at all. Pour some more. Is there a snack? Well, I came to the smell. My salary is as small as your pile. So, during the examination it was established that the hostess likes to arrange parties and fun, that she is loved by everyone and gives guests good quality drinks. A lot of edible was bought for the holiday, and so many people were fed at the anniversary.

In order for the anniversary to be a success, it is worth giving vent to your imagination. A holiday limited to only a standard feast will never be memorable and interesting. A great idea would be to arrange a salute or a ride on ATVs, horses or boats and a boat on the lake surface.